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Merry G33kmas to all!


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Twas the night before G33kmas, when all through the site
Not a lady was stirring, not even a sleight.
The stockings were hung by the model death star,
In hopes that the Doctor (Who?) was not very far.

The readers were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of cosplay babes danced in their heads.
And Jess in her catsuit, and I in the nude,
Had just settled down (and no, we weren’t lewd).

When outside the window there flashed an odd light,
Sara sprang from her TV and into the night.
The streets of Toronto were sullen and bare,
But Sara still noticed the blue box was there.

The moon on the Tardis shone bright in the night,
Gave the lustre of what once was Galaxis Bright.
When who, to her awe, stood looking quite chipper
But the 10th Doctor and his friend, the Nerdy Stripper.

With a spin of his weird tool, so lively and slick,
She knew in a moment she had to be quick.
More rapid than Warp Drive her legs they did run,
And she whistled, and shouted, “We’ll all have some fun!”

“Now Kat! and now, Laura! now, Lianne and Misty!
On, Chris! and on, Miso! and on Foxx and Holli!
Towards my police box: the one that’s so blue!
Adventure is nigh for the cute G33kpron crew!”

As comics on shelves that on Wednesdays do fly,
When met with a big fan, the shop waves “bye bye”.
So onto the street all the g33k girls did flee,
With lightsabers, swords (and of course Jess and me).

And then, in a pirouette, the Doctor did spin
As snowflakes spun round and round all of him.
As Sara drew closer, her cheeks growing red,
Jack Harkness stepped out, “I jumped right out of bed!”.

He was just barely dressed, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with lipstick and soot.
A bundle of games he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a gamer, that silly old Jack.

His eyes-how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His handsome plump lips were open to show,
That the pearl of his teeth was as white as the snow.

Now back to the Doctor, a blush on his cheeks,
He trotted up to Jack and my knees felt quite weak.
He had a slim face and a messy short haircut,
That shook when he laughed, boy, think of the smut!

He was wiry and thin, a right jolly Time Lord,
And I laughed when I saw him, you can’t just ignore!
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread.

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
Handed us all Jack’s games, then turned with a jerk.
And laying hand on the side of his box,
He smiled to us and then yanked Veteran Foxx!

We jumped in the Tardis, Jack in toe behind,
And away we then flew because, look at the time!
But we heard him exclaim, as we flew, feeling free,
“Merry G33kmas to all, and for now, allons-y!”

Happy Holidays, everyone, whatever you celebrate! And if you don’t celebrate: happy winter break and lots of warm snuggles with your loved ones, from all of us at G33kpron!

xo,
Alicia


  • the nerdy stripper

    Good lord that was the cutest thing ever! Merry Christmas honey :)