Now THIS is the Spider-man that you all should see! Could it be better than Raimi’s version or The Amazing Spider-man? I’ll let you be the judge of that my dear fans. This 40 minute beauty is already better than most of Hollywood’s craptastic films, but you can see for yourself.
In the middle of a party, an asteroid from a distant galaxy falls to Earth and is taken by professor Bernardi (Carmine Russo) for research. He discovers the asteroid has a substance that can create duplicates from any living being and decides that Italian Spiderman (Franco Franchetti), a fat, rude, and powerful superhero, is the only man capable to have custody of the valuable asteroid. Now it’s up to Italian Spiderman to stop the evil Captain Maximum.
See? Now doesn’t that sound “amazing”?
We’re very proud to bring the complete, uncut, awesome edition of the ITALIAN SPIDERMAN! He’s fat, vulgar, gross and probably the
worst best superhero ever. Sit back and enjoy.