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Super Modern Mario Bros.


Ever wonder what’s inside a goomba? Our favorite overall-clad Italian gets a little bloody in this 3-d animation from Blumasters.

The only thing missing? Busted knuckles and shattered carpel bones from all that “Star Power” induced brick punching. I hope Princess Peach comes with a dowry because Mario is gonna be a useless plumber with serious a stim addiction by the time he gets to her.

Besides, he’s been chasing that bitch for what, almost 30 years? Wouldn’t she be more like a raisin by now?

“It’s-a-me Mari- …oh …you don’t look anything like your profile pic.”

SOURCE: Geekologie

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