Amateur Astronomer Spots a Secret Mars Base

I knew it! Not only is there a secret moon base, (hence why we haven’t done any moon missions or been on the dark side of the moon dun dun duuunnnn), there’s now a Mars base too! Those lil fuckin E.T.s are everywhere! I’m telling you, they’re going to come down and try and touch us inappropriately with their glowing fingers.

“Arm-chair astronaut”, David Martines recently discovered a mysterious rectangular structure on the surface of Mars using Google Mars. His video is now making its away across the net.

“This is a video of something I discovered on Google Mars quite by accident. I call it Bio Station Alpha, because I’m just assuming that something lives in it or has lived in it.”

The coordinates are 49’19.73″N 29 33’06.53″W.

“It’s over 700 feet long and 150 feet wide. It looks like it’s a cylinder or made up of cylinders,” he says.

Video after the jump.

*Note the original video was removed by the user. Apparently it caused a bit of an uproar (the man says it’s cosmic rays or something), but we did find the one below that shows the video with some extras.