Damn Ninjas! Now Crashing into Apple Stores

This is exactly why this guy would fail my ninja classes and get his wannabe ninja ass kicked to next Sunday (but G33KBOT, that’s tomorrow – the Sunday after!). Talk about UN-stealth.

The suspect was dressed in what a witness told 107.5 KZL resembled a ninja suit, drove through the store’s plate glass windows early Friday and then ran away without taking anything.

What? He didn’t even steal anything? Not even an ipad to bring back to the shogun? gawd, what n00b. The least he could have done is sliced up a few of those Apple Genius cardboard cut out guys, you know, to show them he meant business (cause crashing the car through the window wasn’t enough).

Gotta thank Geekologie for the awesome pic.

Source: Geekologie via Fox 8