The Wankband Charges Your Gadgets While You Discharge Yourself
Don’t you hate it when you’re using your gadgets and all of a sudden you’re low on battery?
Well, welcome to the future you guys (literally guys, this is for you). Adult website, PornHub has now come up with a solution that is not only good for the planet but good for you and your special buddy.
With The Wankband, you can now charge your devices with wearable technology. Inside the band is a ball (is it blue?) that travels up and down (of course) inside a tube (really?) when you flick your wrist in a repeated motion — cause how else are you gonna do it?
Once your band and your “buddy” have had their much-needed fill, simply plug a USB cable into the side of the bracelet and you’re all good to go.
Here’s what PornHub had to say about the device:
At Pornhub, we’re concerned about the amount of energy consumed by our users while enjoying the millions of hours of content we provide on our site. That’s why we’ve decided to pitch in to help save the environment by creating a revolutionary wearable tech device. Find out more about the Wankband and how you can create dirty energy at www.thewankband.com and sign up to become a Be(a)ta tester so you can find out how this amazing invention can help you save the planet.
While it hasn’t even been fully developed yet, PornHub is looking for be(a)ta testers to try it out. So, you know, if you have some free time and want to save the planet and all…
Personally, I don’t know if there’ll be enough manpower (sorry, this is my last one) to give a device a full charge but you never know, with the right attitude, time to kill and a lock on your door, it can happen.