Fuck Valentine’s Day

I hate Valentine’s Day. I know I’m a chick and I’ll probably get kicked out of the Vagina Brigade for saying it but, it’s true.

I don’t need a bunch of corporate asshats telling me when or how to appreciate my partner.

Lingerie and chocolate? Pfft! Beer, food, videogames and blow jobs…I know how to romance my man and I don’t need the help of a flying halfling in a diaper to do it. 

Fellow gamer nerd and my all time favorite comedienne, Aisha Tyler, explains exactly how Valentine’s Day will do go down in your house tonight.